Resume to become the Official Motivation BFF

Crafty Stephy

 

Bardstown, KY 40004¨ inktomakeherstink@hotmail.com

 

MOTIVATION’S BFF

In the position of Motivation’s Best Friend, I will save the world from my procrastination. In all honesty it may only be my family and friends, but that is my world. I will be the most grateful person in the world to have the opportunity to have Motivation in my life. Credit for a job well done will always be given to Motivation. After all, what are BFF’s for?

 

Areas of Expertise:

 

√      Humbleness

√      Crafty

√      Tidiness

√      Great Attitudes

√      Fun Filled Activities

√      Friendly Environments

 

 

Experience

 

Mommy, Bardstown, KY  1998 – Present

 

  • Nuking and Zapping household chores.
  • Cooking meals that 7 people will agree to eat at the same time.
  • Picking Up faster than 5 children can throw it down and on some days more than 5 kids.

 

Referee  Bardstown, KY  2006 – Present

 

  • Break up bickering and sometimes physical conflicts between Ayden and Meredith.
  • Know when to let them play it out and stay out of the way.
  • Being in 5 to 6 places at once is probably my favorite of all job requirements.
  • Homework balancing acts. Usually means keeping one girls nose out of the other one’s homework. They are very territorial over their schoolwork.

 

Craft Ninja  Bardstown, KY For Life

 

  • Sewing from a pattern.
  • Making patterns or modifying an existing pattern.
  • Teaching myself to crochet all over again.
  • Making kids crafts from anything and everything possible.

 

 

Education

School of Life

 

Summary

There isn’t one position I can do effectively without Motivation. I love all of my positions in life, but most of all my Mommy Position. Just putting that up front. In all fairness I should warn you that. Life is short Motivation and I’d love to have you in mine. Thank you for your consideration.

 

WHOOSH…..

 Procrastinating ADD Slacker Woman would not allow her brain to wrap around everything that needed to be done. Well, that was the excuse anyway. List making only gets you so far and then someone has to do the dirty work. Solution was to employ Super Woman to clean up the mess that shameless ADD Slacker Woman had made. Everyone likes Super Woman, right? 

And so….

 Super Woman was employed at my house for a few days. Cape flying and woosh sounds everywhere! WHOOSH, laundry, WHOOSH, breakfast, WHOOSH, kitchen clean up, WHOOSH, Haircut, grocery, sew the pants and reteaching herself how to read a pattern, WHOOSH WHOOSH, Lunch, Dinner, Baths, mooorrreee laundry, etc. etc. Managed to vintage Shop and add items to the Etsy Shop. So on and so forth. 

  Boy she is Good…..

    However, someone has cried, someone has fallen ill, there has been whining and bickering (there are 3 girls in my house not including me. Of course,I don’t include me. I don’t whine ~evil grins~). Super Woman is just not a miracle worker.

At the end of the day….

  Even Super Woman can’t make everyone happy. Ladies, take your capes off and throw them in that pile of laundry that you know was just clean this morning. (I would say drop it at the cleaners, but who can afford that mess?) Leave the rest to the Faeries.

Love,

Stephy

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